?

So Wednesday I was talking to Paul Moore, trying to find out about the service in Sacramento tonight.

Okay, guys, you know that kind of thing isn't my cup of tea.
I feel like I don't even speak the same language.
I contemplate the evening and mentally, I draw back, not quite in horror (to coin a phrase), but in something more like....an odd kind of intellectual fear.

Paul says it's because I'm "sophisticated," which I think is code for "stuck-up."

I told him it's because I'm too boring.

I suppose people think that having an open mind (for lack of a better term) means compromising the blinking neon sign between right and wrong.
And it doesn't.