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Poor Roy. He was attacked by a tiger. But really, that was an occupational hazard. He and his pal Siegfried had a lifetime contract with the Mirage. Wonder how that will work out. They need a good lawyer! Hey, about that guy Fred that Ed passed up? Now there's a good lawyer!! ;)
"Just this once is once too much 'cause once they've onced they'll wanna once once more! I run the only toilet in this part of town ya see! So if you've got to go, you've got to go through me. It's a privilege to pee!" Miss Pennywise, from Urinetown, the Musical