Thursday, April 01, 2004

Church bulletin bloopers

1. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

3. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

4. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

5. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

6. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

7. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

8. Our next song is 'Angels We Have Heard Get High'.

9. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

10. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

11. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

12. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

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